I'm the new blue blood

Just graduated from law school in Boston, and this is an amalgamation of all the things that keep me from studying for the bar/being productive in life.

My actual response to the new gif function

My actual response to the new gif function

How To Quit Your Job

categoryone:

“There’s always money in the papacy!”

categoryone:

“There’s always money in the papacy!”

realizing you made a stupid typo in numerous cover letters

realizing you made a stupid typo in numerous cover letters

People of Tumblr!  I need name suggestions for this delightful little girl here.  I’m adopting her from Alabama.  My boyfriend wants to name her after something Futurama, but I couldn’t find any good female names.  What do you think we should name her?

People of Tumblr!  I need name suggestions for this delightful little girl here.  I’m adopting her from Alabama.  My boyfriend wants to name her after something Futurama, but I couldn’t find any good female names.  What do you think we should name her?

theworstthingsforsale:

What was it the Bible said about rich people? There was a camel, and a needle… oh! I remember. “If you want to enter the Kingdom of God like a badass camel with a sharp needle, then get the dopest $45,000 rosary you can find.”

theworstthingsforsale:

What was it the Bible said about rich people? There was a camel, and a needle… oh! I remember. “If you want to enter the Kingdom of God like a badass camel with a sharp needle, then get the dopest $45,000 rosary you can find.”

Lumineers - Ho Hey

(on repeat)

(Source: Spotify)

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